Unfortunately, due to the extent of the damage on Justin’s right arm just below the shoulder from multiple flesh tears, doctors will not be able to reattach the severed limb. “Yes, we’ve all been to expensive, lengthy and prestigious medical schools,” stated APHFOPT emergency physician Dr. James Nasium, “but even Albert Einstein couldn’t do much with a half eaten limb, except maybe add some salt.”

After extensive work however, special effects experts were able to fashion Justin’s arm into a prop that can either be used as a mic stand or held by the teen pop star in a threatening manner during concert appearances. “We’ve been looking for a way to get Justin to act a little more macho,” voiced publicist Reed Matheson, “and this is the perfect opportunity. I think fans will love it, we may even sell our first concert ticket to a male.”

While nothing seems to make the star power of Justin Bieber fade, fans and police are trying to figure out exactly how this freak accident took place. According to investigators, Justin was asleep on his couch when a ceiling fan above his head dislodged from its mount and fell beside his head. With the electrical wires still in tact, the fan continued to run, whacking Justin on the side of the face causing him to take a small bite out of his arm with each slap of a fan blade. Justin apparently didn’t realize what was happening since he was in serious crash mode, sleeping while listening to music after a string of mall appearances. Being groggy, Justin attributed the bumps of the fan blades on the side of his face to the extended bass mode of his new Bose headphones.

When the teen idol finally woke up and noticed red liquid, he thought he had broken a jar of raspberry preserves he had been dipping celery into as a snack prior to his nap. “I wasn’t alarmed until I reached for the jar of raspberry preserves with my right hand” said Justin, “and saw my arm roll onto the floor. That’s when I thought, ‘okay this is pretty serious.’”

Even as Justin rests comfortably in APHFOPT, his agents are feverishly working on added rolls for the star. When Twilight director David Slade was asked about Justin now appearing in an upcoming movie, he replied, “While we do appreciate Justin being in to gore and all now, that’s not really the Twilight thing, besides, his abs are way weak compared to Taylor’s and we just can’t have that in our flicks.”

Headlines around the world are now screaming Justin Bieber Chews Off Arm In Freak Accident and everyone waits to see just how extensively this will affect his career.

It seems that Apple was having a few technical difficulties because of the flood of people wanting the new iPone 4. The toll free 800 lines got so jammed up that it defaulted to an automated message telling would be customers to try later. I’m sure Steve Jobs and other Apple execs just love to know that literally millions of dollars of sales will have to wait until tech support gets on the ball and fixes whatever the heck is going on.

If you decided to head over to Best Buy or Radio Shack and place your pre order then everything was okay. The problem was apparently the way Apple’s order servers were talking to AT&T order servers and things got pretty hosed up in the process and no one, at least when trying from Apple was able to pre order the new iPhone.

Which brings up to the other story about the only black iPhones being available as of order time. All we have to say is, bummer! People are complaining that the white iPhone 4 isn’t avilable, but I thought I saw a commercial where there were about 5 different colors available. There doesn’t seem to be any mention of that anywhere now.

What’s the point in the rush anyway? If you want a new iPhone, just wait a couple of weeks and I’m sure everything will be fine and you will get your precious phone.

In the mean time, if you’d like your chance at getting a brand new iPad, check this out.

The show will also feature Khloe’s boyfriend and baby maker Scott Disick who is not too much liked by Kourtney and loves to party and spend money, like on a new $200,000 Ferrari. Hey, isn’t that what people in Miami are supposed to do. Anyway, the show promises to be fun and viewers will get even more of an inside look into the lives of the babes made famous by OJ lawyer Robert Kardashian.

Want to watch? Tune in on Sunday evenings on E starting at 10 pm Eastern time for lots of estrogen if you can handle it.

And if you want to have the super white teeth that both the Kardashian sisters have, check out their Idol Teeth Whitening pens for the South Beach smile.

The system, formerly named Project Natal, was shown off Sunday evening June 13 at the UCLA Galen Center to a hoopla of entertainment ala Cirque du Soleil. Motion control works by 2 or 3 cameras triangulating your position and then feeding your position and the position of your limbs back to the machine. In other words, you can play driving games by pretending like you are holding onto a steering wheel. You can play tennis by holding a virtual tennis racket and of course play all kinds of running and fitness games by simply running in place, no sensing mat needed.

The system is scheduled to be out by the Christmas 2010 shopping season which translates to some time in November. Of course there are always final tweeks and distribution logistics to work out before the release actually happens. Hopefully however, we will see Microsoft Kinect in time for Christmas.

In the mean time time, if you want to play free games while you are waiting, you can download all the free games you want here.

If you want, you can place this cool background on either just your main profile page within Facebook or you can place the layout on every single page that you control. All you have to do to get the Farmville Facebook background is to click on the layout below and then download it to your Facebook profile from there.

Click below to grab it now. Oh, and don’t worry, it’s free.

Mafia Wars is one of the most popular games available on social networks such as Facebook and MySpace and it is the most popular crime game in the world. In fact, on Facebook alone, there are more than 25 million accounts for this game. Is that crazy, or what! The game is set in New York City and allows players to travel around to different cities controlling their mob as you get to higher levels. Zynga is the creator of the game and is constantly improving it and adding new features all the time. All you have to do to play is install the app on Facebook and you are good to go.

So if you are a big fan of the game, download and install the Mafia Wars Facebook Layout by clicking on the background below:

Click the layout below to download the Facebook background to your computer.

Just click the Justin Bieber Facebook background below to get him on your profile.

If you are tired of blue and white, the standard Facebook colors, get this Miley Facebook Layout and look different on your Facebook profile than all your friends do. If you want you can tell all your friends on Facebook where you got this great layout, that is unless you want to keep Miley all for yourself.

The new Twilight movie is called Eclipse, of course if you are a fan, you already know that, and you can download a background of the movie for your Facebook page right here. The movie features all the starts of the series such as Taylor Lautner as Jacob, Robert Pattinson as Edward, Kristen Stewart as Bella, Dakota Fanning as Jane and all the other members of the cast.

The basics of Eclipse are that there are killings in Seattle and Bella is forced to make a decision between her love for Edward the vampire and her friendship for Jacob the werewolf and of course this is going to create friction between the vampires and the were wolves. Except now there’s the evil vampire (are there really good vampires?) who wants to take out revenge on Bella and all this happens amidst Bella’s upcoming graduation. Sounds pretty complicated.

If you are into the movie series, you can download Facebook Twilight layouts and have a great looking profile. You can also install these layouts on either just your profile or on your profile and all of your pages, whatever you want to do. The download comes from PageRage.com and besides the layouts from the Twilight movies you can download all kinds of other Facebook backgrounds and layouts there as well.

Download all other Facebook Layouts here.